Maybe I should explain that last one...
Ya see, lately I've been playing a video game called Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires.
In the game you play as generals and take over rival armies' land.
It's like a hack 'n slash rts.
Anywho, one of the generals is named Lu Bu and he is about as overpowered as they come.
He has high strength, great defense, and his weapon is so big that you can kill tons of enemies before they even reach you. He's redonkulous.